Hey guys,
I'm so sorry i've been out of touch for so long, its a long story but i'll try to keep it short.
it all started when i was abducted by a technocratic alien culture right after i last logged out of war. they intended to use me as a moral testing ground for humanity and i had to prove that we were not a danger to the galaxy, merely to ourselves. I accomplished that simply by showing some of baracks speeches on youtube. Of course seducing their prime voprost's daughter helped (man those tentacle porn japanese guys had the right idea). unfortunately, they made a mistake and returned me to earth in pyongyang, where by a series of accidents and fortune reversals i ended up being responsible for kim jong ill's death. Then i realised the country would erupt into a dangerous civil war that could unbalance the diplomatic see saw of the entire region so i personally doctored and photoshopped some fotos to make jong ill seem alive and well. the north korean govvernment is brainstorming right now a way to make his death plausible. Ofc, the the US gov didnt know any of this and in a attempt to abduct jong ill, they got me, and flew me into a sea carrier of the coast of okinawa, where i had to explain who was i and what was i doing in the dear lider's office. they must have not believed me because i had to repeat everything to every general in the US army untill i went to washington to talk with both bush and his cronies and barack. Let me tell you despite everything, ol' goerge w. is a nice enough fella, even if a bit dim. that guy dick cheney is the creepy one. barack seems as nice in person as on tv, and apparentely he liked my idea that it would be like, y'know, tottally cool to have hillary as secretary of defense... anyway, i stayed there for a couple of weeks debriefing them on the alien culture. I had taken some chemical formulas from them that they guaranteed were cures to diabetes and the common cold, but left them in pyongyang whne the yanks snatched me. The americans were a bit upset about this, but they only have themselves to blame,IMO... i arrived yesterday much to the relief of my parents and my gf.
also i started playing judo, broke some of my left hand fingers, had a fight with the gf and got a masive workload which meant i had to relocate my computer to my new office, where i cant play...
anyway, i cant see me getting back, (unfortunately) anytime soon, so add me in facebook: filipe jensen leite faria!
and how's stuff with you? i miss you all